Taryn

Crochet toilet-paper cozies.
Enhance these little home-spun crafties with scenes depicting our current war.
These scenes should include soldiers and guns and blood and dead figures.
They should also show civilians dieing for no apparent reason.
We can even do some with Petraeus - betray us.
Embellish a few with Bush and the non-witty things he is so good at saying.

These cozies become a piece of poetic terrorism because every time someone goes to use a square of toilet paper to wipe his or her ass, she is reminded of how the majority of the world views America as a shit country. We can have a bit of a shocker that as we sit on the pot doing our daily deeds, going about our business, and then realize that numerous amounts of people are dieing for no good reason except that we are trying (in vain) to rid this world of terrorism. Good luck, and wipe.