An experiment in animating modern art has gone terribly wrong! Is there no one who can stop this abomination? What will it take to bring down such a powerful and terrifying freak of nature? According to the latest logistics received from Half-Life 2: Deathmatch officials, no one has come even close to matching this creature's agility, intelligence and strength. In a statement released last Friday from casual gamer Brian Chiu, Brian proposes that perhaps a "well placed sniper shot to the head" may defeat the beast. Danny Pan, an experienced gamer agrees with Brian, but suggests a more forthright approach to the situation in the form of a crowbar to the face. No matter what the strategy may be, hundreds have been fragged at the hand of this monster and only time will tell whether of not it can be defeated.